If its not safe to breathe, how can it be safe to eat?

If it is not safe to breathe,how can it be safe to eat?

illusion tea cup with in a tea cup

gif illusion 

Possible Physical effects of lysergic acid diethylamide also know as LSD

Possible Physical effects of lysergic acid diethylamide also know as LSD

wiring diagram for vespa,bajab,vijay super

wiring diagram

‎4 bewakoof doston ne mil ke petrol pump khola.

‎4 bewakoof doston ne mil ke petrol pump khola.

1 bhi customer nahi aaya. Kyun..??
Because...
Petrol pump was on 1st floor.. :P
.
.
Chal ek aur Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola.
1 bhi customer nahi aaya
Kyu..??
.
.
Kyuki...
petrol pump ka board nai hataya.. :P

Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi. Kyu..?

2 dost aage and 2 piche baith ke
sawari dhund rahe the..
.
.
Chal ek aur..ye last hai :p

Taxi kharab ho gayi.

Charo ne khud dhakka lagaya.
but taxi wahi ki wahi.
Kyu.?

2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka
de rahe the... :D

Chal ek aur.. :p

Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya.

Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne
baap se 5 lac rs le kar aa.
warna tujhe maar denge.
.
.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa
ne paise de bhi diye.
Kyu..?

bachhe ka baap bhi un bewakoofon ka dost tha... :p =D :D

kissing a girl DABANGG style

Kissing a girl on her fore head is
respect,
.
.
kissing a girl on her cheek is
care,
.
.
kissing a girl on her eyes is care
& love,
.
.
kissing a girl on her lips is love,
.
.
but kissing a girl in front of her
boyfriend ???
.
.
HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG
DABANGG ..... :D :D =xD

MARTINI

A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out.

"Well," said a customer, "I never saw anything as peculiar as that!"

"What's so peculiar about it?" the bartender said. "His wife sent him out for a jar of olives."

GONE FISHING

Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and again on the third. Finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says: "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us $1,500?"

The other guy says: "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

REWARD

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping.

It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented: "Hmmm... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are 20 $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied: "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

GETTING A DIVORCE

An elderly man in Boston calls his son in Los Angeles and says: "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says: "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in St. Louis and tell her!" and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts: "I'll take care of this."

She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man: "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. OK," he says: "They're coming home for the holidays and they're paying their own airfares!"

TENNIS SHOES

Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer. When all of a sudden, a giant bear jumps out and scares the shit out of them. They drop their guns and run like hell. 

One of the hunters stopped, opened up his backpack and laced up a pair of tennis shoes. His buddy looked at him and said, "What are you doing? Are you crazy? You can't outrun the bear!"

GREATEST HITTER

A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.

Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed.

"Strike one!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"

He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he swung again and missed.

"Strike two!" he cried.

The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully.

He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"

Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed.

"Strike three!"

"Wow!" he exclaimed: "I'm the greatest pitcher in the world.

Did You Know The Meaning Of These

Did You Know The Meaning Of These
Words-

News = North East West South.
Chess = Chariot, Horse, Elephant,
Soldiers.
Cold = Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
Joke = Joy of Kids Entertainment.
Aim = Ambition In Mind.
Date = Day And Time Evolution.
Eat = Energy And Taste.
Tea = Taste and Energy Admitted. Pen = Power Enriched in Nib.
Smile = Sweet Memories In Lips
Expression.
Bye = Be with You Everytime.

Kindly Share These Meanings As 80%
Don't Know. Share This Rare Knowledge. :)