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Girls facebook status vs Boys facebook status

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Girl's status in fb:
"He left me. Im going to
suicide"
comments:
1) darling please don't do
that:'(
2) what are you saying ?
Wait i'm calling you.
3) who that bloody. We have
many other guysin this world.
Don't die for this single guy.
4) do you think i'm gonna
livewithout you? Suicide is nt
the solution pretty.
Boy's status in fb:
"She left me. Im going to
suicide"
comments:
1) 1st atha sei da........!!!!! !!!!
2) Thooku matikarathuku
munnadi poison konjam kudi,
oru vela ne escape aaga
chanceirukku :p
3) Thu oru ponna handle
pannatheriala, sari antha
figure number kuduthutu po
naan paathukuren ;) :D
4) Dei unnoda FB password
sollitu saavu da :/
and the ultimate one is (u wil
luv this)
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6) Enakku thara vendia 1000 Rs
kuduthutu poi saavu

GREATEST HITTER

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A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.
Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed.
"Strike one!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"
He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he swung again and missed.
"Strike two!" he cried.
The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully.
He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"
Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed.
"Strike three!"
"Wow!" he exclaimed: "I'm the greatest pitcher in the world.

i fucking love physics

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mario
i'm less concerned with how he got up there than ,i am about what's holding those bricks up.

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