CLEVER STATUS FACEBOOK STATUS

CLEVER STATUS : 

1) If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

2) IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people. 

3) I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have. 

4) Never trust a person with one and only Facebook picture. 

5) Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

6) If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?

7) If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

 There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

9) I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

10) History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

Bike wordings

1) Cars Suck My Bike doesn’t

2) Bikes don’t kill people Cars Do

3) 2Wheel is good 4Wheel is bad

4) For the love of bikes

5) Bikes don’t pollute they help us commute

6) My next vehicle is another BIKE

7) Wish my girl is as sexy as my Yamaha FZ

8) Honda Shine – at night too

9) Traffic sucks not my bike

10) Please start seeing bikers TOO

11) My bike takes me to places any car never could

12) Mom gifted and my girl fuels

13) The buses miss one passenger

14) Live to Bike

15) Bike for 5 hours work for 3

16) Riding relieves stress

17) Eat sleep and breathe my bike

18) This is a kickass bike

19) My bike has been my bitch for long

20) I am B+ and my bike is A+

21) My bike takes me extra mile every ride

22) Be the change…follow me

23) My car loves to be in garage

24) If there’s no Yamaha in the heaven, I’m not going

25) Cars are for silly nerds Bikes for sexy guys

26) Will be born again for Yamaha

27) My last wish…..to take fastest bike

28) Anything for the bitch called Yamaha

29) Kawasexy

30) I am soft….My bike isn’t

31) My bike is my fave chic

32) Life is cool my Yamaha is hot

33) What’s life without a bike

34) These two wheels move my soul

35) Does thrill of speed overcomes fear for death?

36) Reflexes should be quicker than luck. What’s yours?

37) My guardian angel lost track of me once I bought Pulsar

38) I would sleep with my Yamaha

39) Get a car you will regret, get a bike you will not until you are alive

40) Sitting on my butts and riding my Yamaha is only thing I am best at

41) Work sucks my bike doesn’t

42) Girls suck my bike never

43) Life feels great only when I am bike riding

44) I have GPS on my bike….lift it to get a life

45) This bike comes with AUTOCOP

46) God created Earth man created 2 wheels

47) Girl let me down my bike lifted me

48) Alcohol doesn’t give me high as my bike does

49) Addicted to riding

50) Biketarian here

If its not safe to breathe, how can it be safe to eat?

If it is not safe to breathe,how can it be safe to eat?

illusion tea cup with in a tea cup

gif illusion 

Possible Physical effects of lysergic acid diethylamide also know as LSD

Possible Physical effects of lysergic acid diethylamide also know as LSD

find johnny bravo and share

post by

trollerbot

like us on facebook

stepping on many to reach your goal

post by

trollerbot

like us on facebook

don't drink and drive

MUST READ THIS AND SHARE THIS PIC WITH UR FRIENDZ.


Really heart touching.........


I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw

a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years
old..
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy
this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''Uncle, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''


I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough
money to buy the doll, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding the
doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so
much . I wanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY.
I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my
sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this.
'My Sister has gone to be with God.. Daddy says that Mommy is going to
see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with
her to give it to my sister...''
My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I
told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I
come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him
where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my
picture with her so my sister won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I
wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go
to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with
sad eyes, very quietly..
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''


'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to
his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough
for the doll and even some spare money.


The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to
sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so
that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted
to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't
dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll
and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I
started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I
remembered a local
news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a
truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The
little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the
life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to
recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news
paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as
I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where
the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make
last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a
beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and
the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling
that my life had been changed for ever...


The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is
still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a
drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Forward this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
For those who prefer to think that God is not watching over us.... go
ahead and delete this. For the rest of us..... pass this on.
The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in what they are capable of receiving.
share it

post by
trollerbot
like us on facebook

Batman 3 - Dark Knigth Rises trollerbot

LIKE US ON FACEBOOK TROLLERBOT

harry potter trolled

LIKE US ON FACEBOOK TROLLERBOT