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CLEVER STATUS FACEBOOK STATUS

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CLEVER STATUS :

1) If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

2) IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

3) I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.

4) Never trust a person with one and only Facebook picture.

5) Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

6) If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?

7) If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

9) I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

10) History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class

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1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing.

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.Marry him!"
- That's Advertising.

3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can I marry you?"
- That's Brand Recognition.

4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback.

5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's Demand and Supply Gap.

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and before you say: "I m rich, Marry me!", your wife arrives.
- That's Restriction for Entering New Markets.

I hope Concepts are clear...

Class is adjourned.

Did You Know The Meaning Of These

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Did You Know The Meaning Of These
Words-

News = North East West South.
Chess = Chariot, Horse, Elephant,
Soldiers.
Cold = Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
Joke = Joy of Kids Entertainment.
Aim = Ambition In Mind.
Date = Day And Time Evolution.
Eat = Energy And Taste.
Tea = Taste and Energy Admitted. Pen = Power Enriched in Nib.
Smile = Sweet Memories In Lips
Expression.
Bye = Be with You Everytime.

Kindly Share These Meanings As 80%
Don't Know. Share This Rare Knowledge. :)