Girls facebook status vs Boys facebook status

Girl's status in fb:
"He left me. Im going to
suicide"
comments:
1) darling please don't do
that:'(
2) what are you saying ?
Wait i'm calling you.
3) who that bloody. We have
many other guysin this world.
Don't die for this single guy.
4) do you think i'm gonna
livewithout you? Suicide is nt
the solution pretty.
Boy's status in fb:
"She left me. Im going to
suicide"
comments:
1) 1st atha sei da........!!!!! !!!!
2) Thooku matikarathuku
munnadi poison konjam kudi,
oru vela ne escape aaga
chanceirukku :p
3) Thu oru ponna handle
pannatheriala, sari antha
figure number kuduthutu po
naan paathukuren ;) :D
4) Dei unnoda FB password
sollitu saavu da :/
and the ultimate one is (u wil
luv this)
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6) Enakku thara vendia 1000 Rs
kuduthutu poi saavu